This is just a draft/revisions are yet to come. Thank you.
This episode is 2 hours long. It brings in a few new characters to a spin off show Addison will be doing.
(Alex, Meredith & Izzie on couch)
Christina wakes up to find her mom, Helen, Burke, and his mom Mama Jane in her house. Christina asks what are you doing here so early. The mom’s explain they are there to plan her wedding. They need to get a move on things. Christina makes a face to Burk indicating she doesn’t like the sound of all this, he comes close to her and hands her a coffee & whispers “Sip & Breath”!
Sloan comes in and asks the Chief if he’s seen Addison. The Chief tells Sloan that she took time off. Did she tell you were she was going? To be happy and free she said, if I remember correctly.
Addison is driving in her convertible and drives up to Oceanside Wellness Group. She steps into the elevator and looks at the man beside her and starts laughing out loud. I’m sorry where I come from elevators are like an aphrodisiac it makes people horny. The man just looks at her with a blank expression, No, not that you and I….I mean not that I’m horny or you’re horny. The man just walks off the elevator. I’m becoming a crazy freak, a chatty crazy freak! Addison then hears a voice in the elevator. Becoming? Looks like you are already there. Addison looks around and sees no one in the elevator with her.
Christina walks up to Callie in the hospital and starts telling her how her mom and Burks mom are here to plan her wedding, she gives her a look and when we look behind Christina there is her mom, Helen and Mama Jane. Mama Jane tells Callie, so we hear you are Christina’s friend and you are going to be a bridesmaid? Callie looks at Christina and says yes I’m her friend. Both moms’ then start measuring Callie right there in the hall. Callie looks at Christina with a face as if saying “you owe me one”.
Meredith is talking to Derek, she tells him when I almost drowned it was different for you than it was for me, something happened to me. I feel better and I want to let you in. It’s weird I can’t explain it. But it’s not the time to give up on me Okay? Derek says Okay.
Back at Oceanside Addison yells out Maya is that you? You have grown up so much. Maya says what are you 45 now?
Another woman walks up and asks Addison what she’s doing there. Addison tells her I think I just had a psychotic break down in your elevator. What do you want Addison? I can’t come visit my best friend? I left you messages, emails and it’s been over a year and all I got was a Christmas Card. It’s been a long year and I got divorced. So did I! Sam and you got a divorce? Yes a lot has happened last time we spoke. Addison asks, so you work with your ex husband in a shrine? Naomi says, look we were close in med school, that was a long time ago. You have to forgive me Naomi. You look hideous, No I don’t says Addison, Your hair looks ugly, No it doesn’t! They both start laughing. Naomi asks Addison why she’s there. Oh my god, you want to have a baby don’t you Addison? Yes I do!
Dr. Baily asks Susan (Meredith’s Step mom) if she’s in the right place. Susan tells Dr. Baily that she’s had hiccups all night. It doesn’t stop, I can’t stop. She asks how Meredith is doing, but Dr. Baily just ignores her question. All of a sudden Susan’s hiccups stop.
Addison tells Naomi that a man is not in the cards for her, she was with Dr. McDreamy and Dr. McSteamy and look how that ended. She tells Naomi that she’s stopped dreaming about the perfect guy and the perfect life, my new dream is to have a baby! Addison then realized, Holy Crap I’m going to have a baby!
Meredith bumps into her dad and asks why he’s there. He explains to Meredith that Susan is here to see the doctors because she’s had the hiccups all night and she’s in the clinic.
Izzie finds out that Callie is going to be a bridesmaid and asks Christina “Callie’s a bridesmaid”? Callie walks up and Izzie just says Oh yeah Callie’s a bridesmaid, smiles and walks off.
Addison tells Sam you’re an idiot you divorced Naomi! Sam tells Addison there are two things I learned in Kindergarten. 1. You don’t hit girls and 2. You smelt it dealt it. Addison tells Sam that doesn’t even make sense. He tells Addison to be quiet. He tells her since Naomi has known her longer she gets custody of Addison in the divorce.
Meredith asks Susan why she didn’t call her last night about the hiccups. Susan says she didn’t want to wake her up. Meredith’s Dad starts talking about his other daughter Molly and how she is living in a new city and it’s hard. Meredith tells him I know how that feels. Meredith tells her Dad, Susan really wants you to talk to me huh? They start laughing. I’m kind of envious; she’s getting to know you more than I am. He tells Meredith he is starting to think Susan is faking the hiccups just to get them together. You think Meredith asks?
George and Izzie are in the elevator together. Izzie asks George if he’s heard anything from Mercy West. He tells her it looks good. She asks if he’s leaving right after he graduates. He tells her I’m a married guy not a cheater. She asks if he thinks it would happen again with her. He says he has to go and leaves the elevator.
Addison walks into the elevator again and starts yelling out Hello, she makes a few faces and sighs.
Sloan lays it on Alex. Alex tells Sloan he didn’t do anything. He tells Alex whatever he didn’t do had Addison running. He then walks off.
Naomi asks Addison if she’s sure she wants to have this baby. Addison says I need to; I want my life to change. I had a husband and I did everything wrong. Naomi says I did everything right and Sam left me. She throws a cup into the sink. Addison says, I wish I was more like you than an adulterous bitch that didn’t have kids.
Christina hates the colors of the bridesmaid dresses she says they look like a candy color bridesmaid. She asks Burk what happened to there small wedding, City Hall? Burk says I didn’t think you were serious. She asks Burk if he wants a big wedding with a chapel and her in a wedding dress. He says’ yes I’m a traditional man. Are you serious? Yes I am. Christina stays shocked and just says “OH”. Callie tells Izzie maybe we should leave them alone. Izzie says Oh you mean me; go with you over there, by ourselves. Callie gives her a face and Izzie leaves with Callie.
Mama Jane tells Burk that Christina has tried on about 100 dresses it must be hard for her. Burk tells her Christina is not cold. She tells Burk, if you think she’s right for you, I trust your instincts.
Sloan asks Derek if he knows what Addison might be doing on her trip. He says probably with Sam and Naomi. He tells Derek how they were going to try and work things out; they had a bet not to sleep with anyone for 60 days. Derek says Oh and you couldn’t do it? He says no she couldn’t do it. So you caught her? Oh something I can relate to. Sloan tells Derek he told her it was him who slept with someone; he couldn’t let her be with him if she didn’t want to. Derek says, Oh a selfless act that’s different. Yeah Sloan says, so if she is in California, I just want to know whose she’s with.
Addison finds out she only has 2 eggs left and she can’t have a baby, she yells this is great I had a great guy and no baby, and now that I’m ready I can’t have a baby. Naomi says there are so many other options. Addison knows she has other options but says she is just out of time. Naomi yells out to Addi please stop, she says No I’ll see you at home and walks off. She steps back into the elevator and hears the voice again say “Looks like you had a bad day” Not today it’s been a bad day Okay, so shut up! SHUT UP!!!
Addison, Naomi and Violate (The shrink at Oceanside) sit in the waiting room. Addison says I just thought about it, if I couldn’t have my dream then what are we doing sitting here? Naomi says well when I am depressed we sit and wait. We then see the young hot receptionist come out with his surfboard and no shirt; he cleans his surfboard as all 3 women stare. Addison tells them, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. Naomi says just wait 2 hours from now and he’ll be all wet doing the same thing.
Ava/Jane Doe asks how her brain can be bleeding since the accident. Alex tells Ava that Derek is the best and she is going to need surgery. She asks if she can get her memory back, and Derek tells her it’s a possibility. She can’t wait to get the surgery done and get her memory back. Alex tells her it’s not 100% certain. She tells him she has to try and she can’t wait.
Addison walks into Pete’s office the man she was in the elevator with in the beginning. She tells him if he’s the quack here in the office. He tells her he graduated and she cuts him off and says “Yeah quack”. He tells her to come lay down and she tells him she isn’t taking off her clothes, he says he didn’t ask did he? She says no and lies down, he grabs her hand and tells her that her tensions are in her shoulders and that she is carrying a lot of emotions inside, he then sticks a bunch of needles in her face (Acupuncture). She says this isn’t working, I don’t feel any rush of emotions. Pete walks out and leaves Addison in the room, she starts talking to herself and saying that she doesn’t feel anything, she tells him to come back, Hello! I don’t feel anything she then starts crying and says she hates life.
Derek tells Meredith that he heard Susan is back in the hospital. She says she’ll be okay. Meredith tells Derek it’s weird talking to her dad but it’s nice, He says that’s good.
Ava is in surgery and Alex asks her if she can name a picture he’s holding in her hand, she starts to talk in different languages, Spanish, German. All of a sudden Derek says they have to rush the surgery other wise she could die. We then hear a beeping sound. Ava wakes up and tells Alex she doesn’t remember anything. Alex tells her she rocked in surgery and it went great, she knows about 3 languages. She tells him again that she doesn’t remember anything. What if I don’t remember anything? (She then starts crying).
George asks Dr. Baily if she ever had doubts, you know because she’s been married for a while. Baily just walks off. Burk then walks up to Dr. Baily and asks the same question, she looks at him and tells George to get over there now. She says leave my marriage out of whatever problems you have and talk to each other and figure things out! George tells Burk he heard Callie is going to be a bridesmaid. He says yeah she is. Burk asks George if he felt he was the one who needed a push to get married. George says he didn’t really think about it, it just felt right. George asks Burk if he thinks it’s possible to love to people at the same time. Burk says I just think it’s amazing to love one person.
Addison walks back into the elevator and asks if the elevator god is there? The voice answers what? Addison says she just wanted to say sorry for yelling at her. The elevator voice says Okay.
Burk tells his mom that he trust her crap, she’s been doing this since he was little saying to trust what he feels only to listen to what she’s saying. He tells her Christina hates change but I love her, she’s been a great sport; she will be happy one day. Mama Jane says if you are so sure why are you getting mad at me?
Meredith comes in and asks the Chief what happened. The chief tells her and Meredith’s dad that Susan will need surgery right now. Meredith tells Susan she’s going to be okay and goes into the surgery room with her. The Chief yells out that they are loosing her pulse. We here someone say MOVE!!!!
Izzie and George are back in the elevator again and Izzie tells George that she doesn’t want him to leave. It’s not fair. I was in the bridal shop with your wife and I talked and I listened and it’s not fair. It’s just not fair. She places her head on Georges shoulder and they move into one another and they KISS. Georges pulls away and says he can’t do this. The elevator opens and we see Callie, she says she was looking for him, is he ready to go? George walks out and leaves Izzie in the elevator.
Meredith walks out with tears in her eyes and tells her Dad they did everything they could. Her dad begins to cry and slaps Meredith, he yells that she only had hiccups, it was supposed to be a simple operation. Meredith runs off and Derek tries to stop her but she yells at him and says NO DON’T! And runs off.
Christina walks into the house and lays her head on Burks arm. She tells him how she found a dress and asks if he’s happy. He says yes, are you? She says yes.
Alex, Meredith and Izzie sit at home and toast. Izzie toast, to friends, crappy friends. Meredith toast, to family, crappy family. Alex says again and they all say Yes!
Derek is out side watching them through a window and just walks away.
Addison is in the elevator and tells Pete about the voice. He tells her that is the Security through the small camera. Addison says if she had fun with her and the voice answers back I get kicks whenever I can. Pete asks Addison if she wants him to kiss her again, she says no. He says no because of the horny elevator? She says yeah that and I’m not interested.
Next Thursday is the season finale, can’t miss show!